29. 勾搭男神计划三
“你就像一个烂呀烂苹果 怎么喷你都不算多 拽得跟一个二五八万似的 激起我心中的火火火火火 。”粗犷的声音响起，在安静的影院内显得十分突兀。
等到何无忧跑出去接电话顾深深才从这醉醉的歌声中回过神来，那是学姐的手机铃声？！原来学姐也那么愤青？！看她人模狗样的，没想到啊没想到……
这部电影怎么那么长啊……吃空了冰淇淋的顾深深无聊地盯着屏幕看，唔~好想睡觉啊。一低头，二闭眼，三睡觉！顾深深那说一不二的货凭借睡神的称号，在五分钟内华丽丽地完成了睡着这份艰苦的工作。以至于她醒过来的时候电影都快过去一大半了。
顾深深揉了揉惺忪的睡眼，啊~奇怪了，睡的好舒服呐。“无忧学姐，你那么奇怪地看着我干嘛？”
何无忧摇了摇头，一脸惋惜地看着顾深深，这姑娘没救了。她才出去接个电话她就两腿一蹬归西了，呸，跑错片场了。重新来：她才出去接个电话她就靠着旁边的美男睡着了！！而且没看到人家的眼神有多嫌弃她，但出于良好的教养没有把这头死猪推开而已。
“擦一擦口水。”易白看着眼前莫名其妙的顾深深，总觉得她很眼熟。算了，不管熟不熟今天被这个女的蹭了一袖子的口水也是倒霉透了。
顾深深惊愕地看着旁边的人，缓缓接过纸巾擦了擦自己嘴边的不明液体，刚刚男神和她说话惹！！炒鸡激动肿么办！莫非他对我有意思，哎呀呀！！都说了大婶是一种发光体吗，走到哪里哪里受欢迎，但人家可是有二叔的人=-=
顾深深抢过何无忧的包包在里面翻找着什么，随即拿出一支唇彩递了过去，学着电视广告里面的语气“男神，交个朋友吧！！”
“这是……什么？”
唉？不是应该欢欢喜喜地接过去吧，电视里不就是那么演的嘛？为什么他会感到奇怪啊？
“绿箭口香糖！！怎么样，来一……”还没说完手里的东西就被何无忧一把夺了过去，整个人也被何无忧连拉带拖地扯出了影院。
“学姐你干嘛！！没看到我在泡/妞啊！”顾深深一脸愤怒地指着何无忧手里拿的东西。等等，那是……
“顾深深你这个猪脑子！我脸都快被你丢光了！你都不知道那男的脸色有多臭！”她现在非常非常想跑去药店买10086盒药塞到顾深深嘴里去！让她天天不吃药就出来鬼混！
很显然顾深深自觉忽略了前两句话，自己怎么那么蠢！好不容易逮到一个帅一点的居然被人讨厌了，虽然说自己的智商已经修炼了五百年快要成精的地步，莫非孩子自己太聪明，想不通啊想不通……果然自己这种超体人类是不能喝鱼唇的人类们相比较的，智商高也是罪啊……你究竟是哪来的自信=-=
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